Tuesday, August 9, 2011

My wife and I nearly died from fart gas!?

We made mexican food and it was like quinoa and beans with tomatoes and brocoli and corn and peppers and cheese. Also added hot peppers and chilies and crushed red pepper flakes. We ate it and it was delicious but that night our bellies became distended like hungry Ethiopians'. Then the chaos started. It was like the smell that you might find near a dumpster at Chi-Chi's restaurant. The descriptive words that come to mind are: dying Mexico. It got to the point where I had to push on her abdomen while she lay on her back so that gases would seep and eke out. Her belly would get thin again but quickly get huge with gas once more. This went on half the night. Now our farts reek, i've become ill, and she is severely constipated. What can we do?!

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